so where are these so called "predatory lesbians"? do you have their numbers? are any of them single?
this post has gotten almost 1k notes but not one single predatory lesbian has offered to manipulate me or keep me as their pet.
predatory lesbians, if you're out there, just know that I'm available
if you don’t think fat people are hot that is a you problem and a skill issue and i don’t ever wanna hear it also maybe die
My orange slices love me but they hate taking pictures with me
The cats:
Wait, those are different cats? They have the same stripes on their legs????
Haters will say it's photoshop
its quite easy to make noises. oouugghhhh. aaaaauuuhhh. uwaaaaaaa. awawaaa. it comes naturally to me
These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section
everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!??
UGHH!!
where's that post 'getting brain damage from pissing myself off
ALTromance is lame and overrated i love mentor/mentee relationships in fiction and especially when theyre sort of fucked up
greatest hits:
- You started out as a bet/challenge to see if I could successfully wrangle the infamous Problem Child but oh whoops I got attached!
- You are my kind, bright-eyed protegé who would never do so much as rip a tag off a mattress. anyway I am going to acquaint you with Criminal Activity
- I showed you genuine kindness and it was maybe the first time you’d ever experienced it and accidentally ended up becoming more of a parent to you than your “real” blood family ever was. Uh. Do you want to play catch in the park or
- I will gladly take any punishment meant for you. I would go to the ends of the earth to protect you, even if it meant I had to die in the process. I would do it a thousand times over, and I wouldn’t regret any of it.
- I taught you how to fight, and now through some circumstance or another, I’m forced to engage you in life-or-death combat without holding back.
- I put you through training from hell to make you the person you are today, for “your own good”, and now you’ve realized that you can hit back. And you can hit hard.
- I have made you into something greater than yourself - but you are changing from how I have designed you, and this is something I cannot allow.
- I taught you everything you know, and it was the greatest mistake I’ve ever made.
- I will make you just like me - by force, if necessary.
big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy
Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!
“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”
I-
No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.
I felt guilty after seeing that Tigger gif.
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